Application Description

Embark on an uproarious insult-sword-fighting pirate adventure to break a family curse! A disastrous wedding magically transforms you into your pirate grandfather, leaving your soul trapped. To reclaim your true form, you must guide a quirky crew through side-splitting challenges in this Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean-inspired tale.

Pirates of Donkey Island is a text-based interactive novel brimming with 79,000 words of swashbuckling fun, written by Gilbert Gallo. Your choices shape the narrative in this graphic-free, sound-effect-free adventure powered by your imagination.

Your crew? A refined gorilla, a rocking undead musician, an ageless Voodoo priestess, and a ludicrous spokesperson. Their unique stories and interactions will help you discover your true self.

Prepare for countless insult-sword duels, grog-fueled competitions, and rigged games of chance that will completely change your perspective. Uncover the truth about your despised grandfather, and choose your destiny: accept your cursed fate or fight against it.

Customize Your Journey:

• Choose your identity: Define your character's gender (male, female, non-binary) and sexual orientation (gay, straight, asexual) throughout the game.
• Embrace the curse: Seek a cure or revel in your damned existence until the afterlife.
• Find love: Romance a powerful gorilla, a zombie, or a charmingly aged woman.
• Lead your crew: Become a respected captain or betray your companions for riches.
• Master insult-sword fighting: Engage in hilarious verbal battles.

Stop flailing your metaphorical sword and set sail! Uncover the ultimate treasure – your true self – in the Cursed Caribbean!

Role playing Casual